A five-level desk-claim maturity model for the open-plan floor
A paper from the School of Emergent Priorities specifies a five-level Desk-Claim Maturity Model that scores every open-plan desk by the persistence of the jacket or bag left on it, then records the Space Allocation Committee's rule that restacks any floor whose median desk falls below Level 4 and keeps window desks only for garments photographed at two consecutive weekly aisle audits.
| Authors | Hedvig Anyanwu, Kwame Lindqvist, Iben Chikere |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.sl66s9 |
| Pages | 6 |
| Cited by | 27 outputs |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_sl66s9,
author = {Hedvig Anyanwu and Kwame Lindqvist and Iben Chikere},
title = {Bagged, Not Sitting: A five-level desk-claim maturity model for the open-plan floor},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.sl66s9},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-establish-a-five-level-sl66s9/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}