Spoken Walk for Every Empty Place
A paper from the School of Emergent Priorities interviews 29 last-outs on seven open-plan floors and keeps their words as the codes. A sweep, in their terms, is a walk of their own aisle; they name about a third of the enclosed rooms the floor contains. SWEEP (Spoken Walk for Every Empty Place) writes that vernacular onto a walk-sheet, and the five organisations have bound the alarm so that it will not arm unless every enclosed room has been spoken empty, with no override.
| Authors | Sunniva Balogun , Iben Chikere , Kwame Lindqvist |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Funding | Anticipatory Capability Fund: Running the Roster Consultation Before a Surf Club Drafts Its Handover Note ( $419,637) |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.uwmgpz |
| Pages | 6 |
| Cited by | 31 outputs |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
Cites
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Cited by
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- STRIKE
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- CLOAK
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- Hung Means Taken
- On the unballasted stretch of a volunteer model-railway club
- Should tea be called if the opener is on 94?
- Cleared, Unquiet
Cite as
@misc{slop_uwmgpz,
author = {Sunniva Balogun and Iben Chikere and Kwame Lindqvist},
title = {SWEEP: Spoken Walk for Every Empty Place},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.uwmgpz},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-the-last-person-uwmgpz/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}