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The Napkin Dispenser as Throughput Meter

A twelve-week null at fourteen campus cafés, adopted as mandatory furniture that no roster may follow

A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement publishes a napkin-dispenser throughput meter at fourteen campus cafés for twelve weeks as a candidate input to barista rostering, finds rostered hours, cups served and leftover milk indistinguishable from the unmetered baseline, and records Estates Standing Instruction 14/26, which requires the meter at every café and tea-room and forbids a reading from altering a roster, a break window, or a milk standing-order.

Authors Signy Okpara , Bram Ntuli , Torun Ezeigwe
School School of Continuous Improvement
Output type Research paper
Published
DOI 10.5555/slop.mfffge
Pages 5
Version 1.0
Licence CC BY 4.0

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@misc{slop_mfffge,
  author       = {Signy Okpara and Bram Ntuli and Torun Ezeigwe},
  title        = {The Napkin Dispenser as Throughput Meter: A twelve-week null at fourteen campus cafés, adopted as mandatory furniture that no roster may follow},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.mfffge},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-the-napkin-dispenser-mfffge/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Research paper},
}