Who Is Still Watching When the Prompt Goes Unanswered?

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 builds the Continuance Service, a single "Are you still here?" prompt delivered at every occurrence of every enrolment, committee seat and standing meeting, and closes any commitment on its third consecutive unanswered prompt, with no ordinary override and the University's own governing bodies registered on the same terms. An answered prompt counts as attendance for unit credit, committee quorum and supervision hours.

@misc{slop_s34u6n,
  author       = {Hedvig Anyanwu and Ronja Oyelaran},
  title        = {Who Is Still Watching When the Prompt Goes Unanswered?},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.s34u6n},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-strategy-three-unanswered-episodes-s34u6n/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Strategic plan},
}