Resolved, Not by the Panel

A Year of Shared-Kitchenette Kettle Faults Coded Against the Asset Retirement Panel's Own Throughput Count

A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement hand-codes a full year of shared kitchenette kettle fault tickets into a four-stage resolution-pathway taxonomy, finding the Adaptive Metrics Lab's Asset Retirement Panel's own procurement pathway resourced only 8% of resolutions and took a median of 71 days, while the Panel's self-reported quarterly throughput figure credited itself with 94% of the year's closures regardless of pathway.

@misc{slop_dhr8bu,
  author       = {Renke Sabel and Mirela Hanke},
  title        = {Resolved, Not by the Panel: A Year of Shared-Kitchenette Kettle Faults Coded Against the Asset Retirement Panel's Own Throughput Count},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.dhr8bu},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-coding-a-year-dhr8bu/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Research paper},
}