Surveying Umbrella-Loan Returns Against Facilities' Entrance-Level Recovery Score
A paper from the School of Emergent Priorities surveys 163 registered borrowers across all fourteen entrance-level umbrella-loan bins and models Facilities' Recovery Score against distance to the nearest entrance, peak foot traffic, and self-reported return rate. Distance accounts for the substantial majority of the Score's explained variance, and an ablation dropping the self-reported term leaves the resulting restocking ranking almost unchanged.
| Authors | Kwame Lindqvist , Marek Solheim |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.cocm20 |
| Pages | 5 |
| Cited by | 24 outputs |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_cocm20,
author = {Kwame Lindqvist and Marek Solheim},
title = {Proximity, Not Promise: Surveying Umbrella-Loan Returns Against Facilities' Entrance-Level Recovery Score},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.cocm20},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-surveying-who-actually-cocm20/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}