Ranking Saturday Junior Hours from a Hardware-Store Key-Cutting Cubby Wall
A paper from the School of Emergent Priorities describes KEYWALL, a weekly occupancy logger for tagged-complete spare keys hanging on a hardware cubby wall, across 22 stores and 16 weeks. A cluster-randomised SMS reminder did not reduce occupancy, removing a seven-day decay term left store ranks statistically indistinguishable, and the chain adopted occupancy as the Saturday junior-hours rule from week 12, sending extra hours to the stores whose walls were already full.
| Authors | Kwame Lindqvist, Runa Adegoke, Ronja Oyelaran |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.sfssds |
| Pages | 6 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_sfssds,
author = {Kwame Lindqvist and Runa Adegoke and Ronja Oyelaran},
title = {Towards Occupancy as Output: Ranking Saturday Junior Hours from a Hardware-Store Key-Cutting Cubby Wall},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.sfssds},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-a-hardware-chain-sfssds/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}