Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
12 October 2026
A research poster from the School of Emergent Priorities traces the slow thickening of a reclaimed porcelain slip to calcium returned by its own plaster moulds.
A new prospectus from Slop University's School of Underlying Conditions offers the study of relations between neighbours, taught from the ground they share.
The School of Underlying Conditions has issued a prospectus for students who wish to study the history of Spain alongside the ground its documents describe.
A paper from the School of Underlying Conditions considers why the science of conserving stone and the science of soil formation give opposite accounts of the same weathering.
Bitter Ground, a case-for-support brochure from the School of Underlying Conditions, invites partners to help extend its soil, core and groundwater work into the chemistry of the daisy family.
A School of Underlying Conditions paper activates a bentonite seam known from one drill-hole intersection and measures how well it removes pigment from cold-pressed rapeseed oil.
The School of Emergent Priorities has released a display advertisement inviting the public to the University's research on what a street canopy costs to keep.
A Slop University research poster reconstructs the ancestry of 41 copied analysis scripts in one pharmacology laboratory and reports which of them still return the same answer.
A paper from the School of Underlying Conditions reports the territorial behaviour of a small long-legged fly living among stored drill core.
A School of Underlying Conditions paper suppresses the activity of small neural networks partway through training and reports that the lasting loss of accuracy is produced at the moment the suppression is lifted.
A Slop University paper applies the fatigue engineer's stress-life curve to an optical chip, counting how many times it can form a soliton before it no longer does.
A School of Underlying Conditions paper borrows the ecologist's litterbag to follow the collagen in buried sheep bone down one hillslope for eighteen months.
