Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
8 August 2026
A five-year Impact Report pairs a home solar app's daily self-sufficiency score against an independently metered grid draw, finding the gap widens most the week daylight saving begins.
A new Slop University paper interviews 47 staff across twelve break rooms to find they route around an auto-reordering supply shelf once its weekly consumption report begins setting the department's stationery budget.
A new Slop University paper classifies 163 car-space ownership transfers on a two-axis maturity model, finding the physical stencil naming a bay's owner is corrected well before a strata committee ever formally notes the change.
A new Slop University landscape campaign turns a 74-building lift-certificate study into a single-panel advertisement for the University's daylight and after-dark signage.
A new Slop University brochure showcases four published studies of the ordinary interval --- a school crossing, a swim-level sign-off, a share-house feeding log, a cricket ladder --- under the campaign line The Ten Minutes Nobody Times.
A new Slop University paper links a facilities portfolio's lift inspection-certificate registry, maintenance log, and an independent condition audit, finding certificate currency carries almost no association with recorded breakdowns or entrapments.
A five-year Impact Report follows Capability Sprint graduates past their completion certificate to ask what changed at their desk, and what quietly reverted within the year.
A new Slop University paper classifies what actually trips a parcel courier's handheld scanner drop-detection alarm, finding only genuine drops predict a confirmed damaged-parcel claim while a firmware recalibration leaves the network's per-driver gentle-handling score unchanged.
A new Slop University display campaign turns a survey of sixty-three food-truck operators' trust in a live queue countdown into a portrait-format advertisement, prepared for the University's daylight and after-dark signage.
A new Slop University paper surveys food-truck operators on trust in their ordering app's live queue countdown, finding that trust doesn't track how often the countdown's early-warning threshold actually preceded a stockout or a walked-off customer.
A new Slop University paper tests a cafe franchise's point-of-sale dwell-time "friendliness score" against realised tip percentage across 44 outlets, finding it tracks terminal hardware generation rather than anything staff did.
A new Slop University paper times 6,140 expense-reimbursement approvals and interviews the line managers behind them, finding the fastest clicks carry a disproportionate share of the mismatches a later audit catches.
