A Fourteen-Week Second-Site Replication of the Membership-Roll Long Tail in 41 Parents' Group Chats
A research poster from the School of Emergent Priorities follows the membership rolls of 41 parents' group chats for fourteen weeks and finds that the long tail of the signed-up-but-absent reported for club rolls does not form where a member can leave with one tap, then reports the median roll-to-room gap reopening from 0.03 to 0.31 once departed members were re-added within 48 hours.
| Authors | Ingrid Vasseur , Hedvig Anyanwu , Tove Ilesanmi |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research poster |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.sujuaj |
| Pages | 1 |
| Cited by | 27 outputs |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_sujuaj,
author = {Ingrid Vasseur and Hedvig Anyanwu and Tove Ilesanmi},
title = {Nobody Was Left to Be Absent: A Fourteen-Week Second-Site Replication of the Membership-Roll Long Tail in 41 Parents' Group Chats},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.sujuaj},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-poster-does-the-long-sujuaj/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research poster},
}