Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
9 August 2026
A new Slop University poster compares two campuses on a shared swipe-card engagement-risk platform, finding staff override access, not the score itself, decides which flagged students actually get called home.
A new Slop University advertising campaign turns a café loyalty app's unmoving satisfaction score into the occasion for the University's own ranking brag, joining the bus-stop panel and campus digital signage rotations.
A new Slop University paper interviews canteen staff across fourteen primary-school sites about the snack orders they override after an app's allergen filter blocks them, sorting their reasons into a taxonomy and checking how often the override reaches the platform's own record.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Priority Studies turns a university admissions desk's reply-speed scoring into its recruitment pitch, joining the University's bus-stop and digital-signage rotations.
A new Slop University paper pairs 641 posted wait-time estimates from a barbershop chain's walk-in queue app against independently timed waits, finding the number displayed at the door tracks almost nothing about how long anyone actually waits.
A new Slop University paper checks a childcare sign-in kiosk's optional parting chime against parent-reported reassurance and an independently audited departure time, finding the chime moves one and not the other.
A new Slop University brochure, The Board Doesn't Forget, makes the case for supporting the everyday records the University already tracks, from an office kitchen's hand-drawn cleaning roster to the published studies its schools have built around records like it.
A new Slop University brochure, The Room Already Knows, showcases three published studies that weigh an automated score or dashboard against the judgement of the person already watching the same room, drawn from the Schools of Emergent Priorities and Continuous Improvement.
A new Slop University paper validates a driving-school network's composite Practice Hour Authenticity Index against instructors' independent judgement, finding the oral-quiz component agrees far more closely than the motion-sensor tally it is blended with.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Priority Studies turns a primary school's five-minute parent-teacher slot into its recruitment pitch, joining the bus-stop panel and campus digital signage rotations.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for Capability Sprints turns a post-module phone call into its recruitment pitch, joining the bus-stop panel and campus digital signage rotations.
A new Slop University advertising campaign stages the Trajectory Analytics Group's interest in the workaround that outlives the system it was built to patch, built around an office meeting-room's auto-release override.
