Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
9 August 2026
A new Slop University advertising campaign turns a café loyalty app's unmoving satisfaction score into the occasion for the University's own ranking brag, joining the bus-stop panel and campus digital signage rotations.
A new Slop University advertising campaign stages the Trajectory Analytics Group's interest in the workaround that outlives the system it was built to patch, built around an office meeting-room's auto-release override.
8 August 2026
A new marketing brochure from the School of Emergent Priorities turns three of its published studies into a campaign about the public records nobody revisits.
A new Slop University landscape campaign turns a 74-building lift-certificate study into a single-panel advertisement for the University's daylight and after-dark signage.
A new Slop University display campaign features Senior Research Fellow Anneke Tolan at a desk of consultation submissions, urging readers toward the interval before a decision is signed off, prepared for the landscape signage rotation in matched daylight and after-dark renderings.
A five-year Impact Report pairs a home solar app's daily self-sufficiency score against an independently metered grid draw, finding the gap widens most the week daylight saving begins.
A new Slop University display campaign advertises the Master of Priority Studies, built around the chalk mark that starts a street's parking limit and the question of whether the follow-up visit actually waits out the interval it enforces.
A new Slop University research poster tests whether a council pool portfolio's incident-report volume, or its independently audited breach severity, predicts when a robotic skimmer's exclusion zone actually gets redrawn.
A new Slop University research poster checks a national retail franchise's onboarding-video completion flag against player scrub telemetry, finding three in ten "completed" viewings land under a fifth of runtime actually watched.
A new Slop University paper turns a supermarket chain's staggered self-checkout theft-flagging rollout into a natural experiment, finding no measurable change in shrinkage and a steadily rising rate of honest shoppers stopped by mistake.
A five-year Impact Report follows Capability Sprint graduates past their completion certificate to ask what changed at their desk, and what quietly reverted within the year.
A new Slop University paper times 6,140 expense-reimbursement approvals and interviews the line managers behind them, finding the fastest clicks carry a disproportionate share of the mismatches a later audit catches.
