Other outputs

Other outputs published by Slop University.

All research outputs of the University are published open access under CC BY 4.0, with persistent identifiers minted by the Office of Research Outputs.

Published outputs

The Names Moved. The Work Didn't.

Anouk Mensah · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.8hothz

A marketing poster stages Postdoctoral Fellow Anouk Mensah beside a share-house chore wheel whose handwritten checklist was replaced with a set of named roles, as the pitch for her research into how a priority's wording outlives the priority itself.

The Flame Outlasted The Habit

Runa Adegoke · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.cc7nvn

A marketing poster stages Senior Lecturer Runa Adegoke on a morning run, her phone's streak flame glowing steady on a morning the run itself very nearly didn't happen, as the pitch for her research into claims that keep themselves alive long after the practice behind them has quietly stopped.

Still Wired. Never Once Triggered.

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.mu65no

A marketing poster for Capability Sprints stages an office fire door held open on a wooden wedge, its electromagnetic release wired since installation and never once called on, as the pitch for a program built to notice the difference between a fail-safe that still works and one that has simply gone unneeded.

Notice What The System Stopped Checking

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.123laa

A marketing poster for the Master of Applied Measurement stages an empty campus car-park bay still logged as overstayed by its enforcement app, a sensor pole trained on the gap where a car used to sit. The advertisement recruits for the program on the strength of the one thing the app stopped doing that a warden with chalk never would.

Feedback That Already Knows The Answer

Ronja Oyelaran · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.j4cx8t

A marketing poster stages Senior Lecturer Ronja Oyelaran on a front step beside a fresh delivery, her phone already showing the courier's feedback prompt before she's had a chance to open the box, as the pitch for her research into consultations that ask after an outcome is already settled.

Helped Before You Reached For It

Renke Sabel · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.lwywib

A marketing poster stages Senior Lecturer Renke Sabel at a supermarket self-checkout, its scanner already beeping and its bagging arm settling an item into place before his hand has caught up, as the pitch for his research into indicators that persist long after anyone recalibrates the setting that first switched them on.

Brochure

Ask The Street

Lindiwe Achterberg, Renke Sabel, Ingeborg Nwachukwu, Sten Okwuosa, Marit Osayande, Iben Chikere, Ronja Oyelaran, Bram Ntuli · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.ob61bf

A civic-research brochure sets Slop University's published audits of council ledgers, collection calendars, and kerbside claim-objects against direct counts taken on the street, and profiles the researchers and short-course training built around keeping the two in agreement.

Brochure

The Board Still Counts

Casimir Beng, Dagny Okafor, Runa Adegoke · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.903xe8

A civic-research brochure sets Slop University's fieldwork on the public tallies embedded in everyday life --- a primary-school points board, a playground buddy-bench count, the informal ladder a street keeps without ever voting on it --- alongside published studies from across both schools, and invites residents into the sessions where that comparison is made rather than handing them the findings afterwards.

Brochure

The Margin That Matters

Renke Sabel, Casimir Beng, Runa Adegoke, Mirela Hanke, Bram Ntuli, Iben Chikere, Anouk Mensah, Marek Solheim, Sten Okwuosa, Ronja Oyelaran, Ingeborg Nwachukwu · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.o515tq

A research-showcase brochure applies an election-margin verification protocol to a suburban book club's two-vote decision on next month's title, then sets that small audit alongside recent published work from across the University's two schools on how long a decision's confidence survives being checked again.

Brochure

The Clock Says Stop

Iben Chikere, Torun Ezeigwe, Solveig Adeyemi, Runa Adegoke, Marit Osayande, Casimir Beng · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.o60728

A research-showcase brochure from the Schools of Emergent Priorities and Continuous Improvement draws together the University's published work on household timeout timers, screen-time token economies, and a booked-but-empty meeting room's release timer, framing each as a study of whether an instrument's logged ending matches the one anyone actually meant.

Impact report

Measured Once, Trusted Since

Renke Sabel, Marit Osayande, Sten Okwuosa, Dagny Okafor · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.txw8k8

The School of Continuous Improvement's Impact Report 2021-2026 traces four readings --- a compliance rating, a dashboard tile, a customer-trust score, and a retained wellbeing-index item --- each measured once and left in active use for years after the review, contractor, or instrument behind it had moved on, and reports on the School's own work helping four partner organisations formally retire or requalify what they had stopped checking.

Strategic plan

The Door Decided Who Showed Up

Verity Marris, Runa Adegoke · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.tt30xc

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 extends the University's badge readers, swipe systems, check-in credentials, and video-conferencing join logs into its primary account of presence, replacing self-report and inference with a published record across staff engagement, student attendance, partnership renewal, and Council quorum.