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Published outputs

We Knew The Step Before You Did

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.x8270x

A marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities compresses the published finding of "The Step You Can't Picture" --- that flat-pack assemblers hold the wordless diagram booklet only as long as they can still picture the next step, and reach for a video once they cannot --- into a single portrait signage headline, developed for the University's display panels in matched light and dark renderings.

Somebody Saw It First

Solveig Adeyemi · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.nru2wu

A marketing poster for the School of Continuous Improvement fronts Dr Solveig Adeyemi, whose work follows a report through submission, escalation, triage and closure, with the case her research keeps returning to --- the incident that is noticed but never entered on any register, and so is never available to be closed. Developed for the University's portrait display panels in matched light and dark renderings.

Brochure

What Actually Ran

Torun Ezeigwe, Iben Chikere · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.a3ugno

A case-for-support brochure opening on a community centre's term catalogue, whose evening classes are printed in full and then half of them do not run, and following that distance into the University's work on advertised offers, the records that outlive the rooms they describe, and the instruments the Indicator Commons lends to organisations outside the University. Three previously published studies anchor the publication, each cited by title and DOI.

First On Our Own Sincerity Index

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.3njrfi

A marketing poster for the School of Continuous Improvement's Adaptive Metrics Lab announces the newest return from its self-built Sincerity Index, which scores the personalisation of every thank-you, congratulations, and condolence card the University sends, developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in a portrait format.

We Track The Appeal Nobody Expects To Win

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.q34ufg

A marketing poster for the Master of Applied Measurement stages a junior sports club's tryout cut-list beside its appeal-window satisfaction survey, as the pitch for a program built to notice the difference between an appeal that changes an outcome and one that only gives a family somewhere to put their feelings, developed with the School of Continuous Improvement for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage, in matched daylight and evening versions.

The Chart Outlived The People On It

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.bo7r83

A marketing poster for the Futures in Committee seminar series stages a new starter tracing a laminated org chart's reporting line toward a doorway that already belongs to someone else, as the pitch for a program built to notice how long an institutional record keeps pointing at a reality that's moved on.

The Instrument Deserves Scrutiny Too

Torun Ezeigwe · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.5dmsw3

A marketing poster for the Master of Applied Measurement fronts the program's director with the instrument her own research studies hardest: a blank marking rubric held up against a stack of graded papers, under the line "the instrument deserves scrutiny too."

Brochure

Come and Be Counted

Verity Marris, Runa Adegoke, Renke Sabel, Torun Ezeigwe · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.qh3mvz

A prospectus-style brochure from the School of Emergent Priorities follows an incoming student's first campus tap through orientation, lecture-theatre entry, and everyday campus life, framing each as part of the University's habit of noticing arrival, and setting the itinerary alongside two of the University's own published findings on what a tap can and cannot confirm.

Brochure

Squared Up, Not Settled

Kwame Lindqvist, Ingeborg Nwachukwu, Ingrid Vasseur, Dagny Okafor, Ronja Oyelaran, Marit Osayande · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.00kj32

A prospectus-persona brochure from the Schools of Emergent Priorities and Continuous Improvement opens on a share-house bill-splitting app's zero balance and follows the same gap between a settled record and an unsettled feeling into the Master of Priority Studies, Capability Sprints, and Futures in Committee, citing two of the University's own published findings along the way.

Generosity, Metered To The Minute

Mirela Hanke · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.z5gzv6

A marketing poster for the School of Continuous Improvement stages Postdoctoral Fellow Mirela Hanke beside a car wash's boom-gate plate scanner, its cooldown quietly rationing a membership advertised as unlimited, as the pitch for a school built to notice when a limit dresses itself up as generosity.

The Blank Line Made Grand Rounds

July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.zz6nsa

A marketing poster for Improvement Grand Rounds stages a fun run's finish-line table, its printer still catching up with the results file, a certificate handed across with its name field left queued rather than filled in, as the pitch for a seminar built to take up exactly the failures an institution would otherwise absorb without comment.

The Edge Moves When Nobody's Watching.

Iben Chikere · July 2026 · doi:10.5555/slop.h174cf

A marketing poster stages Lecturer Iben Chikere beside a robotic lawnmower whose boundary wire has nudged a little further into next door's flowerbed than the line before it, as the pitch for her research into how a brief drifts a little further with every unattended handover.