The Sort That Keeps Watching Itself

An assignment is a claim, not a form.

A research-showcase brochure arguing that Slop University's two Schools share a single habit --- treating an assignment made once at intake as a claim under standing review rather than a completed form --- and drawing together the Trajectory Analytics Group, the Horizon Register, and Futures in Committee alongside three of the University's own published studies of a seating group, a badge requirement, and a permit tier that each outlived the day they were assigned.

@misc{slop_691kp8,
  author       = {Verity Marris and Fenna Okoro and Ingrid Vasseur and Lindiwe Achterberg and Kwame Lindqvist and Dagny Okafor},
  title        = {The Sort That Keeps Watching Itself: An assignment is a claim, not a form.},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.691kp8},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-brochure-the-assignment-made-691kp8/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Brochure},
}