Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
24 July 2026
A new Slop University bus-stop and campus-screen campaign distils a published finding about a primary school's early-arrival habit down to a headline, a citation, and a QR code, running in matched daylight and evening renderings.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Applied Measurement stages a diner coffee refill as its recruitment pitch, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital screens in matched daylight and evening versions.
The Indicator Stewardship Seed Fund awards Dr Joost Nwosu and Dr Renke Sabel a grant to audit a junior swim squad's personal-best board each season, retiring entries that have outlasted the swimmers who set them.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for Capability Sprints builds its recruitment pitch around an office printer's queue counter that keeps reading three jobs ahead long after all three have printed, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in matched daylight and evening versions.
A new Slop University advertising campaign features Dr Osei Vandermeer, Convenor of the Review Cadence Observatory, beside a verge hard-rubbish pile stripped bare minutes before the council truck arrived, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital screens in matched daylight and evening versions.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Futures in Committee seminar series stages a phone finishing a group-chat reply before its sender does, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital signage.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Applied Measurement turns the delay between a speed-camera flash and the infringement notice it triggers into the entire pitch, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in matched daylight and evening versions.
A new Slop University advertising campaign turns a self-storage roller door's loose padlock into the pitch for the Trajectory Analytics Group's own dormant-priority ranking, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in matched daylight and evening versions.
A new Slop University advertising campaign distils a published street-by-street audit of bin-night roster compliance into a single bus-stop headline, running across campus digital signage and bus-stop panels in matched daylight and evening versions.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the School of Continuous Improvement stages a shared tea-room microwave's long-unquestioned certification sticker as the pitch for this spring's Demo Quarter, running across bus-stop panels and campus digital screens in matched daylight and evening versions.
23 July 2026
Slop University has published a research-showcase brochure, The Second Look, tracing a warehouse scanner's confidence score, a parcel-locker hold badge, and a first-year table-colour placement back to three published studies of the gap between a record and the thing it records.
Slop University's new Strategic Plan requires evidence of a candidate's likely trajectory before every appointment and admission, then extends the same evidentiary standard to continuing staff, HDR candidates, and partnerships as they come up for renewal.
