Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
26 September 2026
A new marketing poster from the School of Continuous Improvement fronts Sten Okwuosa's naturally occurring bike-rack capacity cutoff, and the shuttle-stop rule the University has now built on it.
A Slop University paper finds cash-register totals cluster on the side of Australia's five-cent rounding line that already favours the shopper, and reports the campus retail pricing rule now built on the finding.
A marketing brochure from the School of Continuous Improvement sorts the ordinary performance-review rating sticker into a five-reason taxonomy, and reports every partner franchise now treating a red dot the same way regardless of which reason produced it.
A marketing brochure from the School of Continuous Improvement turns a school office's routine judgement about permission slips into a four-cell readiness standard the University wants every school to publish.
A School of Emergent Priorities research poster sorts fridge-door clutter into five behavioural kinds, and a declutter outreach service now removes anything the taxonomy calls aspirational.
A new Impact Report traces what a redesigned pick-up placard failed to replace, and the volunteer curriculum the School built from what parents actually do instead.
A Slop University research poster interviews households in a university kitchen-efficiency voucher panel about how they actually load a dishwasher against the panel's own diagram.
A regression-discontinuity study of the courtyard's irrigation timer has become the University's binding rule for tea-room biscuit rationing.
A Slop University research poster follows a single household's eight-week medicine-cabinet audit into a training case now taught to every incoming aged-care assessor.
25 September 2026
A Slop University paper surveys 412 caregivers, commuters and drivers on how often they approach the wrong vehicle while waiting, and reports Facilities' decision to mandate an identification placard despite a pilot finding no effect on the rate.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Applied Measurement dramatises a franchise onboarding platform that keeps a till locked until a trainee clears a set number of simulated rush-hour service scenarios above a score threshold.
A Slop University paper reports a season-long deployment of a two-input quadrant that now overrides pre-match pitch inspection at eleven suburban cricket clubs, and what happened when the umpires and the instrument disagreed.
