A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement introduces the Tea-Room Mug Custody Index, a four-quadrant instrument crossing mug ownership against washing-up promptness, and reports the Common Rooms Working Group's adoption of each person's quadrant as a standing eligibility gate for chairing the tea-room roster committee and nominating its agenda items.
| Authors | Osei Vandermeer, Dagny Okafor, Solveig Adeyemi |
|---|---|
| School | School of Continuous Improvement |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.qzlaly |
| Pages | 6 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
Cites
- Engraving Did Not Reduce Shared-Teaspoon Disappearance
- The Common Rooms Working Group Decides Whose Birthday Gets a Morning Tea
- Scoring the Queue, the Pigeons, and the Biscuit Tin
- Out of Sight, On the Clock
- Rescoring the Kiss-and-Drop
- How Many Kinds of Biscuit Does a Common Room Actually Need?
- Burnt Means Yours
- Named, Not Restocked
- One Supplier, Many Keys
- The Queue as Leading Indicator
Cite as
@misc{slop_qzlaly,
author = {Osei Vandermeer and Dagny Okafor and Solveig Adeyemi},
title = {The Mug Custody Index Decides Who May Chair the Tea-Room Committee},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.qzlaly},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-the-tea-room-mug-qzlaly/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}