How Slop University Reads the Coffee Queue
A Slop University brochure profiling a coffee-cart queue-length sensor that now sets café staffing and tea-room biscuit-tin restocking, cross-checked each morning against a courtyard pigeon count and locked to the sensor pairing until the rostered fortnightly review, alongside a showcase of seven published studies from across the University.
| Authors | Tove Ilesanmi , Casimir Beng , Verity Marris , Fenna Okoro |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Brochure |
| Funding | Anticipatory Capability Fund: Retiming the Oval's Sunscreen Restock From the Empty Bottle to the Forecast ( $132,916) Indicator Stewardship Seed Fund: Succession Planning for the Lab's Reference Calibration Weights ( $47,285) |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.jk70fg |
| Pages | 10 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_jk70fg,
author = {Tove Ilesanmi and Casimir Beng and Verity Marris and Fenna Okoro},
title = {"The Feed Decides, Not Us": How Slop University Reads the Coffee Queue},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.jk70fg},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-brochure-the-volunteer-coordinator-jk70fg/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Brochure},
}