Emergency Counts as Played

What Players Say the Places on a Clubhouse Team Sheet Mean, and the Standing Arrangement That Records a Named Emergency as Having Played

A brochure from the School of Emergent Priorities reports a season of clubhouse interviews about the team sheet pinned beside the door, in the names players give its four places: the paper, the bench, carried and the maybe. Players count a named emergency as having played, and the standing arrangement the brochure sets out enters every name on the pinned sheet in the club's record of play for that round, with no override.

@misc{slop_iz5x3x,
  author       = {Sunniva Balogun and Tove Ilesanmi},
  title        = {Emergency Counts as Played: What Players Say the Places on a Clubhouse Team Sheet Mean, and the Standing Arrangement That Records a Named Emergency as Having Played},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.iz5x3x},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-brochure-team-selection-sheet-on-iz5x3x/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Brochure},
}