Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
6 September 2026
A new Slop University paper reports a supermarket loyalty chain's pre-registered attempt to replicate a capability-drift index that once forecast an exam-integrity workaround, finding no signal in the new setting and no change to the automatic promotional-terms clause built on the original claim.
A new Slop University research poster scores how a shared kitchen's dishwasher rack is packed, then wires that score into the household's bin-night roster.
A marketing brochure from the School of Emergent Priorities profiles the University's civic-taxonomy research and the researchers building it.
A new Slop University paper finds kerb occupancy and permit uptake continuous across a residential parking-permit zone's boundary while compliance-notice issuance jumps sharply at the line, and reports the council extending the boundary-setting method rather than revising it.
A new Slop University research poster tests a supermarket loyalty scheme's confirmation-step null result on council development-application objections, and finds the requirement collapses objections instead of leaving them unchanged.
A new Slop University research poster scores 48 community sporting clubs against a five-level working-with-children-check administration maturity model across three audit rounds, and finds the assessed tier tracks the audit calendar rather than year-round practice.
A new Slop University research poster matches a food truck's daily chalkboard special against its stock log's soonest-to-expire item across eight weeks of trading, and Capability Sprints adopts the match as recommended small-trader practice.
A new Slop University advertising campaign features Dr Torun Ezeigwe, Director of the Master of Applied Measurement, and the food-truck-row case study built from a duty officer's improvised response to a lunch-rush EFTPOS outage, now running across bus-stop panels and campus digital screens.
A new Slop University paper scores seventy-one council development-assessment teams against a five-level maturity ladder, finds the score predicts nothing about decision speed or quality, and reports a state planning department granting fast-track approval eligibility by the score alone.
A new Slop University research poster compares fire-emoji counts in a parents' group chat against booking-app fill times for a school holiday program, and reports a clean null across a full season.
A new Slop University research poster sorts a community shed's honesty ledger into five borrower kinds, and the finding becomes a permanent co-signature requirement for two of them.
A new Slop University paper develops a four-category taxonomy of kerbside waiting behaviour and reports a local traffic office adopting it as the basis for a kerb-zone licence.
