Over the Line, Under Review

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 on a service road's painted council centreline

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 takes its premise from a pitch-pair comparison of food trucks parked either side of a council centreline, in which trade moved at the paint and nowhere else. The plan assigns every delegated authority to a painted Delegation Line, requires signatures to be given on the registered side before a witness, and sends any decision taken within one pitch-width of a line to a second signatory across it, with no exception sustained beyond a single review cycle.

@misc{slop_lymuhx,
  author       = {Halvard Nnamani and Kwame Lindqvist and Marek Solheim},
  title        = {Over the Line, Under Review: Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 on a service road's painted council centreline},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.lymuhx},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-strategy-the-council-boundary-lymuhx/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Strategic plan},
}