The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Treats Eighteen Metres of Garden Hose as the Watering Event, and a Coiled Dry Garden as the Variance It Will Close
Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 commits the institution to treating eighteen metres of uncoiled garden hose as a published watering event, whether the garden got wet or not. A Yard Run Encoder, a Hose-Metre Ledger, and a coil-without-run variance give the backyard tap a published account, a target, and a review cycle.
| Authors | Verity Marris, Fenna Okoro, Ronja Oyelaran |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Strategic plan |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.3l3y0y |
| Pages | 18 |
| Cited by | 1 output |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
Cites
Cited by
Cite as
@misc{slop_3l3y0y,
author = {Verity Marris and Fenna Okoro and Ronja Oyelaran},
title = {Uncoiled Is Watered: The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Treats Eighteen Metres of Garden Hose as the Watering Event, and a Coiled Dry Garden as the Variance It Will Close},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.3l3y0y},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-strategy-eighteen-metres-of-3l3y0y/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Strategic plan},
}