Logged In, Blamed Anyway

A Badge-Tap Log Against a Break-Room Fish Tank's Paper Feeding Roster

A research poster from the School of Emergent Priorities cross-references a badge-tap feed logger's timestamps against the paper roster of three shared-office fish tanks across 54 rostered weeks. The logged presser matches the rostered name in 61% of weeks; of the 21 mismatched weeks, the roster is corrected to match the log in only 8, and the missed-feed rate holds flat before and after the logger's install.

@misc{slop_4pdxyt,
  author       = {Petra Umbile and Torun Ezeigwe},
  title        = {Logged In, Blamed Anyway: A Badge-Tap Log Against a Break-Room Fish Tank's Paper Feeding Roster},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.4pdxyt},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-poster-building-a-lightweight-4pdxyt/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Research poster},
}