Batch Upload of Redundant Session Thumbnails
A paper from the School of Emergent Priorities surveys 4,103 members of 62 parent, sporting-club, and strata group chats and codes 1,847 photo dumps, finding a median dump of nine near-duplicate frames and a first reply that lands most often on the second or third photo. On the strength of those distributions the University now confirms a seminar-room booking only on the poster variant that receives the first reply, after a mandatory burst of nine.
| Authors | Kwame Lindqvist, Iben Chikere, Sten Okwuosa |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Research paper |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.8p3qcp |
| Pages | 6 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_8p3qcp,
author = {Kwame Lindqvist and Iben Chikere and Sten Okwuosa},
title = {BURST: Batch Upload of Redundant Session Thumbnails},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.8p3qcp},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-paper-nine-is-the-8p3qcp/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Research paper},
}