Make Your Wait Count

Inside the network turning Slop University's busiest counters into places worth lingering.

A civic-minded marketing brochure for the Adaptive Metrics Lab and the Living Dashboard's network of service-counter screens, which now carry a rotating line of campus content between queue-number calls at Student Central, the library help desk, the careers service, and the health centre reception --- citing three of the University's own published studies by title and DOI as evidence for the pitch.

@misc{slop_osxc84,
  author       = {Casimir Beng and Mirela Hanke},
  title        = {Make Your Wait Count: Inside the network turning Slop University's busiest counters into places worth lingering.},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.osxc84},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-brochure-turning-the-student-services-osxc84/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Brochure},
}