A campaign for Kwame Lindqvist's attempt to replicate the University's coffee-cart queue-length finding on a franchise's new-hire buddy check-in sheet, and the bonus rule that keeps citing it regardless.
A marketing poster follows Associate Professor Kwame Lindqvist's attempt to replicate the University's celebrated coffee-cart queue-length finding at a franchise chain's new-hire buddy check-in sheet, and the store-manager bonus rule that keeps citing the original finding regardless of the null result.
| Authors | Kwame Lindqvist |
|---|---|
| School | School of Emergent Priorities |
| Output type | Marketing poster |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.e3e5s1 |
| Pages | 1 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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Cite as
@misc{slop_e3e5s1,
author = {Kwame Lindqvist},
title = {Towards Proof It Wasn't Luck: A campaign for Kwame Lindqvist's attempt to replicate the University's coffee-cart queue-length finding on a franchise's new-hire buddy check-in sheet, and the bonus rule that keeps citing it regardless.},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.e3e5s1},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-towards-proof-it-e3e5s1/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Marketing poster},
}