No Correlation, No Cancellation

A research-teaser marketing poster for Lecturer Lindiwe Achterberg, School of Emergent Priorities, built around the Counter Rapport Index's null finding across eighteen months of checkout data

A marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities carries Lecturer Lindiwe Achterberg's Counter Rapport Index onto the portrait signage rotation: eighteen months scoring checkout tap-rhythm and loyalty-scan cadence for cashier-customer warmth, finding no relationship to return visits or complaints, and renewed into a third provisional cycle with no review date set.

@misc{slop_yp1q8s,
  author       = {Lindiwe Achterberg},
  title        = {No Correlation, No Cancellation: A research-teaser marketing poster for Lecturer Lindiwe Achterberg, School of Emergent Priorities, built around the Counter Rapport Index's null finding across eighteen months of checkout data},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.yp1q8s},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-the-counter-rapport-yp1q8s/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}