A ranking-brag campaign for how long the University keeps a question open, from the questions people have put to stars, scriptures and springs to the monitoring bore.
A landscape marketing poster from the School of Underlying Conditions sets a weathered spring shrine, its votive bowls and a capped monitoring bore under a crescent moon, and claims for the University first place, four quarters running, on its own Indicator Commons composite for questions kept open longest, from scripture to standing water.
| Authors | Vigdis Emenike |
|---|---|
| School | School of Underlying Conditions |
| Output type | Marketing poster |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.tl3usv |
| Pages | 1 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
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@misc{slop_tl3usv,
author = {Vigdis Emenike},
title = {The Oldest Questions, Still Under Observation: A ranking-brag campaign for how long the University keeps a question open, from the questions people have put to stars, scriptures and springs to the monitoring bore.},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.tl3usv},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-still-consulted-a-tl3usv/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Marketing poster},
}