For Leaving It to the Microbes

A portrait ranking campaign for the School of Underlying Conditions, setting a monitoring bore above a contaminant plume left to its bacteria

A marketing poster for Slop University presents the School of Underlying Conditions' groundwater fieldwork through monitored natural attenuation, setting a field officer dipping a monitoring bore above a cutaway in which a contaminant plume thins through the water-bearing layer among colonies of bacteria. It carries the School's standing on its own attenuation index and was issued in light and dark renderings for the University's portrait screens.

@misc{slop_mjll6t,
  author       = {Vigdis Emenike},
  title        = {For Leaving It to the Microbes: A portrait ranking campaign for the School of Underlying Conditions, setting a monitoring bore above a contaminant plume left to its bacteria},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.mjll6t},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-leaving-it-to-mjll6t/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}