Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
13 October 2026
A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement and the School of Emergent Priorities asks at what age a child naming animals against the clock begins to read them off the classroom wall, and whether it helps.
A research poster from the School of Underlying Conditions applies portfolio optimisation to the question of where a soil survey should spend its auger holes.
A paper from the School of Underlying Conditions and the School of Emergent Priorities tracks 412 pharmacy owings to their ends and describes the slip of paper that carries each one.
A new marketing poster from the School of Underlying Conditions brings its study of one winter's stranded kelp onto the University's portrait signage panels.
A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement works out what a rising tide does to a quadrat survey, and finds that its own remedy costs more than the problem on any single tide.
A brochure led by the School of Underlying Conditions invites partners and supporters to stand behind research that walks a complaint back from where it is noticed to where it began.
A Slop University research poster treats the empty pallet as a money exchanged at par, and reports that the sound ones stay in the yard wherever a trader is obliged to accept the other kind.
Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 sets an institution-wide posture on what the University charges, how its prices are displayed, and how the people who pay them decide.
A paper from the School of Continuous Improvement reads a growing manufacturer's second factory as a replication experiment, and follows eleven years of a company deciding whether it had succeeded.
A paper from the School of Underlying Conditions follows 1,286 questions asked at the edge of a purpose-built teaching trench, and reports what supervisors do once the ground stops matching the drawing they were given.
A research poster from the School of Underlying Conditions tests whether a machine-learning method for abandoning unpromising runs early can shorten the abrasion testing of water-repellent coatings.
A new Slop University marketing poster presents the School of Underlying Conditions as a catalyst, and records its standing for turnover on the University's own composite.
