One Cent Over, Loyal

The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Indexes Capability Sprints Placement Funding to a Shared Loyalty Platform's Twenty-Five-Dollar Member Line

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 commits the University to logging every Capability Sprints host site's naturally occurring loyalty-conversion threshold to a published University Threshold Register and indexing each site's placement funding to the regression-discontinuity-estimated effect of crossing it, with funding withdrawn from any site whose measured effect falls below a published floor for more than one review cycle.

@misc{slop_5s7536,
  author       = {Ingeborg Nwachukwu and Joost Nwosu},
  title        = {One Cent Over, Loyal: The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Indexes Capability Sprints Placement Funding to a Shared Loyalty Platform's Twenty-Five-Dollar Member Line},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.5s7536},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-strategy-twenty-five-dollars-is-5s7536/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Strategic plan},
}