Research-led, metrics-forward, and continuously improving. News from the Office of Research Outputs.
16 September 2026
A new Slop University brochure profiles the Adaptive Metrics Lab's taxonomy of strip-mall closing-down banners, now built into the School of Continuous Improvement's postgraduate coursework.
A new Slop University brochure showcases the School of Emergent Priorities' fridge-door taxonomy alongside eight published findings on the everyday objects the University already classifies.
A new Slop University brochure follows TRACE, an attendance-derived continuity index, from a relocated clubroom to a binding disposal rule.
A new Slop University research poster reports that suburban bus stops see a jump in boardings within weeks of crossing a council's fixed shelter-eligibility threshold, a discontinuity the network's asset-planning unit now treats as its own certification of demand.
A School of Continuous Improvement brochure profiles CUSP, its method for finding the cutoffs already sorting community life in two, and the raffle that inspired it.
A new Slop University paper scores 46 streets' garden-tool lending etiquette against a five-level maturity model, and a district garden trust ties its plot ballot to reaching Level 3.
Slop University has published a case-for-support brochure setting out how one supermarket branch's uncancelled loyalty-card rate rise became the required opening case in its Master of Priority Studies, and invites partners to fund the fieldwork that keeps finding them.
A new Slop University paper reports a household Wi-Fi captive portal that restores internet access on a photographed chore, and a staff subsidy that now renews on the certified compliance streak alone.
A School of Continuous Improvement impact report follows five years of work classifying front-door visitors, from an original doorbell taxonomy through a household dashboard panel and an independent audit, to a predictive layer that now silences the chime for a caller it expects.
A Slop University marketing poster reports that a card-reader turn-fairness protocol does not replicate at a suburban bus stop, and that the resulting bench roster stays mandatory regardless.
A new Slop University advertising campaign for the Master of Applied Measurement follows Dr Torun Ezeigwe from an office sign-in kiosk's four-type visitor taxonomy back to her research on how a classification outlives the thing it was built to describe.
A new Slop University paper reports a preregistered trial that found blind team pairing changed nothing about a lawn bowls club's attendance, scores, or satisfaction, and the sport's regional association has made blind pairing compulsory regardless.
