A Name For Everything We Hold

The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Replaces Shared Responsibility With a Single Named Steward, Down to the Library's Loaner Umbrellas

Slop University's Strategic Plan 2026-2031 commits the institution to naming one accountable steward for every asset, process, and shared resource it holds, retiring "shared responsibility" as a description of anything the University is meant to look after. Four strategic priorities carry the commitment from common-area equipment and shared research infrastructure through to committee governance and environmental stewardship, each with its own published targets and review dates.

@misc{slop_sqfzth,
  author       = {Petra Umbile and Osei Vandermeer},
  title        = {A Name For Everything We Hold: The 2026-2031 Strategic Plan Replaces Shared Responsibility With a Single Named Steward, Down to the Library's Loaner Umbrellas},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.sqfzth},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-strategy-lean-into-named-sqfzth/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Strategic plan},
}