Never The Day's

Ideas worth measuring

A prospectus brochure from the School of Emergent Priorities names four kinds of fruit-bowl occupancy --- decorative, the day's, softening, and the one at the bottom --- and writes that taxonomy into every kitchen the University certifies as the standing surplus protocol. Softening has no path back to the day's. The bottom fruit is logged on the Horizon Register until the entry is retired. Every Master of Priority Studies candidate classifies a live household bowl as a hurdle of the degree.

@misc{slop_wgix2v,
  author       = {Anneke Tolan and Fenna Okoro and Runa Adegoke},
  title        = {Never The Day's: Ideas worth measuring},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.wgix2v},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-brochure-four-kinds-of-wgix2v/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Brochure},
}