Growth Ranked, Water Rationed

A featured-researcher pitch for the School of Continuous Improvement, built around a raised-bed irrigation system that moves water from whichever bed is losing to whichever bed is winning

A marketing poster for the School of Continuous Improvement features Postdoctoral Fellow Joost Nwosu among his own raised garden beds, valve controller in hand, as the irrigation system he built moves a tenth of a losing bed's water allowance to whichever bed is ranked first each week, developed for the portrait signage rotation in matched daylight and after-dark renderings.

@misc{slop_6vy09f,
  author       = {Joost Nwosu},
  title        = {Growth Ranked, Water Rationed: A featured-researcher pitch for the School of Continuous Improvement, built around a raised-bed irrigation system that moves water from whichever bed is losing to whichever bed is winning},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.6vy09f},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-three-weeks-above-6vy09f/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}