Illustration for We Track The Gaps That Never Close: A ranking-brag marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities, staged on an unmarked P-plate still on a driveway car's rear window

We Track The Gaps That Never Close

A ranking-brag marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities, staged on an unmarked P-plate still on a driveway car's rear window

A marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities makes the University's ranking brag literal: its own Strategic Drift Survey composite has placed the institution first for the gap between a credential's stated expiry and its actual one, five years running. Developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in matched daylight and evening versions.

SchoolSchool of Emergent Priorities
Output typeMarketing poster
Published
DOI10.5555/slop.nxtq7m
Pages1
Version1.0
LicenceCC BY 4.0

Cite as

@misc{slop_nxtq7m,
  author       = {Slop University},
  title        = {We Track The Gaps That Never Close: A ranking-brag marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities, staged on an unmarked P-plate still on a driveway car's rear window},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.nxtq7m},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-the-p-plate-that-nxtq7m/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}