The Refill Was Never Really Free

A recruitment pitch for the Master of Applied Measurement, built around a diner coffee refill that quietly runs thinner with every pour.

A marketing poster for the Master of Applied Measurement stages a diner coffee refill mid-pour, its steam still rising as the pour runs visibly thinner than the first cup, as the pitch for a program built to notice the rule nobody's written down, developed with the School of Continuous Improvement for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage, in matched daylight and evening versions.

@misc{slop_lycnk4,
  author       = {Slop University},
  title        = {The Refill Was Never Really Free: A recruitment pitch for the Master of Applied Measurement, built around a diner coffee refill that quietly runs thinner with every pour.},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.lycnk4},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-the-bottomless-coffee-lycnk4/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}