First To Flag The Swap

A ranking-brag marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities, staged on a café specials board mid-rewrite

A marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities makes the University's ranking brag literal: its own Horizon Register composite has placed the institution first for flagging a café specials-board swap before the board changes, six quarters running. Developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in matched daylight and evening versions.

@misc{slop_1nlzjm,
  author       = {Slop University},
  title        = {First To Flag The Swap: A ranking-brag marketing poster for the School of Emergent Priorities, staged on a café specials board mid-rewrite},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.1nlzjm},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-first-to-flag-1nlzjm/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}