A Capability Sprints recruitment poster built around an office fire door's emergency release, wired since installation, that a doorstop has quietly made unnecessary.
A marketing poster for Capability Sprints stages an office fire door held open on a wooden wedge, its electromagnetic release wired since installation and never once called on, as the pitch for a program built to notice the difference between a fail-safe that still works and one that has simply gone unneeded.
| School | School of Continuous Improvement |
|---|---|
| Output type | Marketing poster |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.mu65no |
| Pages | 1 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
Cite as
@misc{slop_mu65no,
author = {Slop University},
title = {Still Wired. Never Once Triggered.: A Capability Sprints recruitment poster built around an office fire door's emergency release, wired since installation, that a doorstop has quietly made unnecessary.},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.mu65no},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-an-office-fire-mu65no/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Marketing poster},
}