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Illustration for Five Minutes Was Never The Point: A recruitment pitch for the Master of Priority Studies, built around a primary school's uniform five-minute parent-teacher interview slot and the concern flags queued behind it

Five Minutes Was Never The Point

A recruitment pitch for the Master of Priority Studies, built around a primary school's uniform five-minute parent-teacher interview slot and the concern flags queued behind it

A marketing poster for the Master of Priority Studies stages a stack of colour-flagged folders fanning out across an empty interview table faster than the clock behind it can account for, developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in a landscape rotation.

SchoolSchool of Emergent Priorities
Output typeMarketing poster
Published
DOI10.5555/slop.s5skei
Pages1
Version1.0
LicenceCC BY 4.0

Cite as

@misc{slop_s5skei,
  author       = {Slop University},
  title        = {Five Minutes Was Never The Point: A recruitment pitch for the Master of Priority Studies, built around a primary school's uniform five-minute parent-teacher interview slot and the concern flags queued behind it},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.s5skei},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-a-primary-school-s5skei/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}