A ranking-brag campaign for Slop University, built around a café loyalty app's motionless satisfaction score and the University's own quarterly confidence composite
A marketing poster for Slop University stages a café counter's till and unmoving satisfaction dial beside a gold stat lockup crediting the University's own confidence composite with a fourth consecutive quarter on top, developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in a portrait rotation.
| School | School of Continuous Improvement |
|---|---|
| Output type | Marketing poster |
| Published | |
| DOI | 10.5555/slop.4uwjlz |
| Pages | 1 |
| Version | 1.0 |
| Licence | CC BY 4.0 |
Cite as
@misc{slop_4uwjlz,
author = {Slop University},
title = {The Score Never Moves: A ranking-brag campaign for Slop University, built around a café loyalty app's motionless satisfaction score and the University's own quarterly confidence composite},
year = {2026},
publisher = {Slop University},
doi = {10.5555/slop.4uwjlz},
url = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-a-cafe-loyalty-4uwjlz/},
version = {1.0},
note = {Marketing poster},
}