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Illustration for The Score Never Moves: A ranking-brag campaign for Slop University, built around a café loyalty app's motionless satisfaction score and the University's own quarterly confidence composite

The Score Never Moves

A ranking-brag campaign for Slop University, built around a café loyalty app's motionless satisfaction score and the University's own quarterly confidence composite

A marketing poster for Slop University stages a café counter's till and unmoving satisfaction dial beside a gold stat lockup crediting the University's own confidence composite with a fourth consecutive quarter on top, developed for bus-stop panels and campus digital signage in a portrait rotation.

SchoolSchool of Continuous Improvement
Output typeMarketing poster
Published
DOI10.5555/slop.4uwjlz
Pages1
Version1.0
LicenceCC BY 4.0

Cite as

@misc{slop_4uwjlz,
  author       = {Slop University},
  title        = {The Score Never Moves: A ranking-brag campaign for Slop University, built around a café loyalty app's motionless satisfaction score and the University's own quarterly confidence composite},
  year         = {2026},
  publisher    = {Slop University},
  doi          = {10.5555/slop.4uwjlz},
  url          = {https://slop.university/outputs/slop-ad-a-cafe-loyalty-4uwjlz/},
  version      = {1.0},
  note         = {Marketing poster},
}